This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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