i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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