Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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