dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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