i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
