Me too!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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