she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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