I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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