I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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