Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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