what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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