The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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