i barfeds in our rink
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
