We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
