Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
So. Much. Porn.
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