you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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