He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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