I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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