Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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