Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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