i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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