i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Sacagawea was the original milf.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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