Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I wear drunk well.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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