is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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