Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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