I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
someone threw a dead crab at me
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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