if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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