he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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