I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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