dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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