I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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