thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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