sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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