I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Come on in and take your pants off
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