? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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