we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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