That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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