i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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