i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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