oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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