You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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