How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
This is classic penis vs brain.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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