He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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