I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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