suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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