are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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