sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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