Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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