I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
This baby is an asshole
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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