tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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