oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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