i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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