Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
