The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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