i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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