you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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