I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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